Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Nooky Handbook: Hot monkey video love

I figured it was about time I did a companion post to last month's bit on erotic photography. So here goes... Tips on making a DIY sex tape (After all, look what it did for Paris Hilton.):
  1. Buy a video/digital moving-picture-taker-outer
  2. Find a willing partner(s?)
  3. Choose location and toys/props with care(hey, no judgements from me luv)
  4. Click the pic to watch the helpful how-to clip
  5. Call 911
The expression "hot crossed buns" comes to mind.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!