Friday Pseudo Cat Bloggin': Separating the men from the cat people...OR,
"Dogs have masters,
CATS have staff"
A bunch of deluded folk over at one of the Lockergnome forums debate a 14 step plan, put forward by some bloke who goes by the improbable moniker of Werebo, on how best to
Having said this, here are the first and last steps as prescribed by Mr Werebo. (If you've ever had the singular honour of sharing your domicile with a feline it won't take much imagination to figure out what happens in the intervening steps.)
1} Pick up the cat and cradle it in the left arm as if holding a baby. Position right finger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens it's mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.(Link)
14} Arrange for RSPCA officer to collect cat and check with pet shop if they have any hamsters for sale.