Friday, November 04, 2005

Friday Pseudo Cat Bloggin': How to avoid domestic maulings

The situation: Your beloved kitty needs to take a pill, get her nails clipped, receive eye drops, get flea dipped, take a tomato juice de-skunking bath, or what have you.

The problem: The psychotically ungrateful bitc...Your beloved kitty is trying to kill you.

The solution: Restrain the little shit darling. No need for the expensive zippered kitty sacs and velcroed muzzles, and old towel, paper cup and extra pair of hands will do. Click the pic for full instructions.Click for more

One final word before the battle is joined. Be forewarned, kitty bundling is one of those 'less is more' situations. Don't piss her off unnecessarily!
Excessive restraint becomes a test of wills and you will find cats to be stubborn and not give up. The more you attempt to restrain them, the harder they resist and the less pleasant and more dangerous the experience becomes for all.


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posted by dorna! @ 7:24 am

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!