Saturday, March 03, 2007

Things to do when you're incensed...

Thing: Open up a can of whoop-arse.

You know, I'm not one to generally make a big thing of the burden of being black, er, brown, er non-caucasoid - oh whatever - but I'll just say this much; this kind of shit doesn't make it any easier for the rest of us:
A bogus forensic psychologist...Jamaican-born Gene Morrison, 48, was described in court as a charlatan who had tricked judges, lawyers and police.

About 700 cases he worked over 26 years, across the UK, will now have to be re-assessed, Manchester's Minshull Street Crown Court was told.
And how does Dr Morrison (gotta call him doctor, he kinda insists on it) explain this, uh, unfortunate set of circumstances not to mention his questionable qualifications? Well it's quite straight forward.

He's like totally qualified to call himself a forensic investigator, 'cause he's like a private detective, or investigator if you will; and 'cause he employs these like mad scientific skillz which he accrued from his studies with this totally super German outfit (or was it Czech - can't remember which) and he got a PHD from the University of WTF in Massachusetts.


Can we say "Public flogging"?


Yes, yes, I think we can.

Check out the transcript of his police interview HERE.


5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!