Saturday, June 17, 2006

The world according to Larry Niven...


Niven's Law on how the Universe works...
  1. a. Never throw shit at an armed man.
    b. Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.
  2. Never fire a laser at a mirror.
  3. Mother Nature doesn't care if you're having fun.
  4. Giving up freedom for security is beginning to look naive. (Note: this originally read "F x S = k", signifying that the product of Freedom and Security is a constant.)
  5. Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless.
  6. It is easier to destroy than to create.
  7. Any damn fool can predict the past.
(Read the rest here...)

Hmmm, I guess that explains why that DIY voodoo kit didn't work...

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!