Saturday, June 03, 2006

Come again?

From Saul Gorn's Compendium Of Rarely Used Cliches come a collection of "Self-Annihilating Sentences":
  1. Judgments
    "Before they made him they broke the mold."
    "I am certain of it, but I may be wrong."

  2. Attitudes
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    If I don't see you again, auf wiedersehen!
    What keeps me going is my inertia.
    I absolutely refuse to be assertive.

  3. Complaints
    "Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time."

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