Come again?From Saul Gorn's Compendium Of Rarely Used Cliches come a collection of "Self-Annihilating Sentences":
"Before they made him they broke the mold."
"I am certain of it, but I may be wrong."
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If I don't see you again, auf wiedersehen!
What keeps me going is my inertia.
I absolutely refuse to be assertive.
"Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time."
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