Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Clickez-Ici: A 1 Second Flim-flam Film?

This week's clickez-post post is a three parter featuring of all things a celebrity bidding war pitting Andy Dick against Tom Green for top executive producer credit on the 1 Second Film IMAX scam project.

Part 1: Andy Dick agrees to executive produce Nirvan Mullick's 1 Second Film for USD$111.11.

Part 2: Tom Green gets accosted at the Toronto Film Festival, outbids Andy, disses Christina Ricci and proceeds to launch unprovoked attacks on passers-by.

Part 3: Andy gets miffed, responds and gets mauled by a pussy cat. Heh. The putty tat gets him real good. Go kitty! Noteworthy quote:
Don't hurt Tom he's got ball cancer!
And just in case you're wondering; neither of them now hold the coveted #1 executive producer credit; that went to FotoKem for a whopping USD$50,000. They're not even in the top 20. There's a life lesson in there somewhere. :D

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!