You can't say that!
I have to travel soon. Alot. Business, not pleasure. But what with all the aircraft falling out of the sky these days, it does give one a bit of pause.
Nothing for it, so I might as well have a little fun with the aviation industry while I'm still with the living. From Businessballs.com, reputed air traffic controller quotes:
Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."(Link, Image from Airplane! movie poster)