Friday, April 07, 2006

In search of good smut?

OR,

Things that'd make yo mama blush...

From Teep, a delightfully amusing mini-treatise on "Why Chicks like Fanfic Porn":
Mostly, chicks have to know something *about* the warm bodies on screen before it becomes anything but a fairly clinical *insert tab A into slot B* sort of a thing...

...Here are characters familiar to the reader. All the 'getting to know them' stuff is taken care of by actual canonical material (the television show, the anime episodes, whatever)...

In fanfic, suddenly it becomes possible to skip straight to the 'good bits' without going through all the boring exposition and stuff first. The reader already KNOWS all the boring exposition. There is no real need to do all that. You can skip right to the sex part. From a chick perspective, smut fanfic is the heroin of porn. It's admirably quick, to the point, and still strangely satisfying...
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Dis is merely for general information, you know, da greater gud... I vil admit to nothink!


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