Just pass me the candy and sod off!OR,
Chris Rock on Love + yet another anti-valentines card, this time from the suitably bile-ridden folk at Studio NDR (click pic, yadda yadda yadda...):
If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't ever been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a mutha****a, you ain't been in love. If you haven't ever had a can of rat poison in your hand, and looked at it for 45mins straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi infront of the mirror, you ain't been in love.'Nuff said. Happy psycho projectile wielding baby day!
And the only thing stopping you from killing this mutha****a - is an episode of CSI.
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