How did I ever miss this?OR,
Step away from the industrial liquor sonny!
With all the year-in-review shows I sat through this past weekend you'd have thought that at least one of them would have mentioned this guy:
A Wanaka man ... sounded rather traumatised when he contacted police at 2.21am on Wednesday.
"He said he had woken up to find a sheep sleeping in his bed and he was sure it was pregnant."
Police did not ask how the young man came to that conclusion.
Rather than asking the sheep to leave, the man did the gentlemanly thing - he left her to sleep in the bed and he spent the rest of the night on the couch ... The complainant could not identify any distinguishing marks on the sheep, making tracking the animal difficult...