Things to do when you're sad: Have a chuckle...OR,
Fun with medicos...
Thing: Have a wee laugh at the expense of your regional compatriots.
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.(Via Spammin' Auntie)
The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, a Trinidadian surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth, a Guyanese surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.