Sunday, December 18, 2005

Things to do when you're sad: Have a chuckle...


Fun with medicos...

Thing: Have a wee laugh at the expense of your regional compatriots.
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, a Trinidadian surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth, a Guyanese surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
(Via Spammin' Auntie)

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!