Nu Fangled: Absurdity is in the eye of the beholderFrom Totally Absurd Inventions come honest to goodness real-life patented American foolishness.
US Patent Issued In 1999
Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about? Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes? Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt! The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing...