I'd like to give a shout out to my man, J.C.!OR,
Where's the twice-christy lot when you need them?
From the A.P. this bit of post Christmukah silliness:
A man's holiday spirits soared to celestial heights when a judge gave him permission to change his name to Jesus Christ.(Link)
Jose Luis Espinal said he was grateful after the judge approved the change, effective immediately. Espinal, 42, of Manhattan, said he was moved to seek the name change about a year ago when it dawned on him that "I am the person that is that name... You're dealing with the real deal."
Insert unsympathetic chuckles anywhere you please.