Sunday, November 06, 2005

Things to do when you're bored: More fun with Google?


The amusement quotient of this ennui buster, not unlike August's Googlism time waster is dubious; but it's Sunday night, my computah is having some sort of psychotropic experience and I've been offline for almost 2 days; so what don't give me any flack, eh. Schmutzie at milkmoney or not, here I come explains:
Go to Google and type, including the brackets, "[your name] needs". Cut and paste a list of the sentences that come up into a weblog entry.

Here are the top 5 results:-
  1. Dorna needs to set a time for her and Lloyd to meet
  2. Dorna needs new people with higher IQs and better glasses
  3. Dorna needs to make hay while the sun shines
  4. Dorna needs to assign one of these skillet wielding chef fairies to follow Max Biaggi around and give him a healthy wack
  5. Dorna needs a punch in the face
Awfully violent those last two. Right, so as is customary there will be no tagging. Play along if you please.

Oh, and if any of you know of any reliable tutorials on how to go about a clean XP install; for the love of all that is good and wonderful or at very least what's left of my sanity, tell a bitch!

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!