Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Caribbean People 101


Why West Indians couldn't have been the 911 terrorists...
  1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
  2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
  3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
  4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
  5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
  6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
  7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
  8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
  9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

  10. AND,

  11. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages!!!
(Via spammin' auntie)


Radmilla pointed me to the Serbian version of this joke; so I got to wondering just how many versions of this foolish thing are there? Thus far I've found 6 incarnations. Which means at least two things. One, that a good joke travels well. And two, that most people are just too feckless to blow shit up.

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