Saturday, October 01, 2005

Things to do when you're bored - or perhaps not...

Draw up a list of ways to tick people off. Here are some suggestions:
  • Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

  • Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

  • Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

  • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
I've done 3 out of 5 of those things and lived to cackle maniacally. Guess which 3.

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