Sunday, October 23, 2005

Things to do when you're bored: Get a medical


Quality medical care is not always easy to come by or cheap, let alone free; but the fine people at have got us covered with their free diagnostic by way of the Human Virus Scanner.

The test results and suggested courses of treatment:-

I apparently suffer from a great many maladies.
  • Linux: Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
  • Pokemon: Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
  • Religion: Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
  • Politics: Stop caring!
  • Conspiracy Theory: Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
  • Environmentalism: Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

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