Friday, October 28, 2005

Snark of the Week: Fitzanticipation

As the blogosphere waits with bated breath, drool sliding chin-wards, Click to see more from Signetwitching like an anxious hound on the first day of hunt season for news from US Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald on who's going to have the book thrown at them over the Plame Affair; I present this week's snark, a two-way parody tie:

Snark #1: The Night Before Fitzmas
-by Daryl from No Confidence
Twas the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was quite soused
The indictments were hanging like Damoceles' sword
As verminous oxen prepared to be gored
(Read on...)

Snark #2:The Twelve Days of Indictments
- by Flamin Lib
On the first day of indictments, Fitzgerald gave to me
Karl Rove's testimony.

On the second day of indictments, Fitzgerald gave to me
Two Robert Novaks and Karl Rove's testimony...
(Read on...)

(Toon: Signe Wilkinson, Jul. 14, 2005)

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!