Monday, October 24, 2005

Nu Fangled: 'Tis the season to be spooky

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Especially since I'll soon be able to see them coming thanks to SolidAlliance's handy dandy spook detector/USB flash drive.
It can detect slight changes in magnetic fields and abnormalities in the user's body condition using its special sensors. In order to improve detection accuracy, the GhostRader has a built-in bio clock.

When a ghost (or unknown energy source) is detected, the flash memory will inform the user with sounds and flashing LEDs.
(Quote: Portelligent; Photo: AP 04/11/05)

Excellent! And just in time for the season too. It's available in 128MB, 256MB and 512MB capacities. No word yet on whether you get more ghost detecting bang for your buck with the higher storage capabilities; but I say, why take chances? Just one thing, though... Should I be worried given that the press release was dated April 1st?

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!