Saturday, October 29, 2005

Nothing says I love you like embezzlement

OR,

"De road to Hell is paved in pum pum."
    - Bush to the lunatic Aloyius, on the event of his taking up with the equally mad Inga Schmitt.

Mild mannered accountant, family man and grand pappy by day, Cashanova by night; Masaaki Matsubayashi vows to shtup again, never mind he's looking down the barrel of a lengthy prison term for bilking the Shikishima Baking Company's insurance scheme of just shy of 16.5 million USD to support his hoochie habit.
Nearly all of the 1.9 billion yen the Cashanova is accused of siphoning off was used to fund lavish lifestyles for his 17 mistresses ... In return, he demanded -- and got -- sex whenever he had the whim ...
Read on...
In the end ... the money he was pouring into a restaurant run by one of his mistresses alerted tax authorities ...

Nagoya prosecutors arrested the Cashanova, accusing him of embezzlement and tax evasion and keeping him in custody even now that his trial for embezzlement is und erway ...

At least two of the 17 mistresses received more than 200 million yen apiece. Three of the lovers bore his children. And all the while his family remained totally oblivious ...
(Read full Wai-Wai story HERE)

Ah well, everyone makes mistakes - no biggie - just chalk it up to a learning experience, right? Nuh uh. Matsubayashi says, "I want more new women...sex pleases me more than anything else in the whole world. It's what I live for. I don't feel guilty at all."



5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!