Naked Hasselhoff - The updateWell after much consideration I've decided that the naked David Hasselhoff + shar pei puppies photo is the real bizarro deal. Lord knows I didn't want to believe it. After all, that's Michael Knight. Michael wouldn't do anything so - tacky. Not to mention that the offending photo in question lacked his signature thumbs up pose circa 1984-summat. Which was, let's face it, coolness personified.
But alas, I've received confirmation of the photograph's authenticity from a credible source. Well, she emailed me and told me that it was indeed
Ay Madre! Any remaining vestige of my pre-teen crush on the uber-cool, black jacket and skinny jeans wearing, Michael Knight just went poof. What's this, I ask you; an aging heart-throb sucking in his gut and hiding his privates behind what looks suspiciously like one of my tea towels? Gah!