Saturday, August 13, 2005

Jason Bateman can - nevermind...


*sputter, sputter, mumble* Hey buster, I'm spontaneous!


(69% dark, 34% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
Clean | Complex | Dark
Oh yeah, that's me baby, "complex".


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
*sniff* Smart guy. I mean these tests are usually complete rot, but this guy really knows his stuff.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here:

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
Jon Stewart: *drool*
Woody Allen: Yeah well, nevermind that Soon-Yi business.
Who in Sam Hill is Ricky Gervais?
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My opposite had damned sight better be "idiot savant".
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on dark
Cool. That 'evil-genius-wannabe' training is finally starting to pay off.
You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous
Wha'? Of course I scored higher than "0% on spontaneous"! Just what are you trying to imply here?
You scored higher than 8% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Hmphf! I'll have you know, Jason Bateman, that I'm plenty spontaneous. Sure I tend to over think some things, but that's only 'cause I've got dodgy medical coverage.

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