'Cause even junkies need structureFrom FOUND Magazine: Crack House Rules...
If you do not pay attention to these rules you will not come in.
- No Bumming!
- No #2's in the john!
- No head - no bed!
- No loud noises at all!
- Do not repeat yourself!
- You will not hang out!
- No Irish whatsoever!
- Do not touch yourself at all!
- Do not take advantage of the Boss or his guests!
- No freebies, except Bud!
- Do not touch the TV or stereo!
- Absolutely no lies!
- If you steal, your life will end!
- Do not go in the back at all, unless you have permission. If you do your gone 4 ever!
- No cops, snitches & other bitches will see this too!
- No using other people's pipes!
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