Friday, July 29, 2005

Workplace Violence - A How To Manual

MacGyver? You don't need no stinking MacGyver 'cause now with the help of the guys over at OfficeGuns you too can construct dangerous weaponry from random office supplies. Witness the Super Maul - complete with laser sight!Click for assembly instructions
This was the first advanced gun and was constructed by Geir. It is made by assembling several Mauly clips and a thick rubberband and has tremendous firepower. With a regular pencil as projectile it can penetrate thick cardboard and empty soda cans. Never point this gun at anyone!

This gun is not practical for random battles, but more of a gun for the determined assassin. This gun IS dangerous!
If this is too high tech for you, how about an Office Bow Of Death?You might as well click through

I know it doesn't look like much but the designer, Brian X-mas, assures us that, "This weapon can actually penetrate flesh, muscle and eyeballs." Charming.

Link VIA Yorkshire Soul

And you were worried about Bob down in Accounting and his new found penchant for assault rifles.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!