Sunday, July 10, 2005

Medic!!!

Stomach Flu Blues

I woke up that morning
And all was not well
An odd sensation, had me running for the head
I got the blues
Sto-oo-oo-om-ach flu blues

Forty-eight hours later
And down to size four
Mama to rescue, a vile potion proffered
I got the blues
Sto-oo-oo-om-ach flu blues

Now spewing at both ends
This stuff smells like feet
Not quite sure what's worse, the sickness or the cure
I got the blues
Sto-oo-oo... @%&$%&


Er, excuse me, gotta go!

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!