Friday, July 08, 2005

Love and marriage...

Or, how to break 3 body parts in one fell swoop.Ken Meyer Jr's Ol' Tarzan

Stefan has a problem. He likes the drink. This is a difficulty for him because his wife holds strong contrary opinions on the matter of his tippling; and is not averse to taking bold steps to thwart his tendency towards immoderation.
Stefan Trisca, 66, had been locked in the bedroom by his wife who was fed up with him going drinking with his friends.
At some point in the evening, the old boy decided that if he was going to have his night out with the lads, he was going to have to cut fence. He formulated a plan.
His Tarzan style escape plan backfired when he slipped from a vine and fell 15ft to the ground, breaking his arm, an ankle and a leg.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!