For the guys (and chicks like me)...So you forgot your wedding anniversary - again. Let's face it; unless you clean up your act you might as well purchase a time-share in Fido's summer cottage.
In order to avoid a repeat performance; check out The Creative Anniversary Calculator and procure something big and shiny, with which she'll be able to cut glass surfaces. No, no, not a Makita Cordless Tile/Glass Saw; I doubt she'll appreciate it. It's that kind of thinking that led to the notorious ironing board debacle of '94; which gave you that meteorologically gifted right knee. You'd be better served to send the saw, in recompense, to me instead.