Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Where minor rebellions get violent...

Lest you people think I was joking in Monday's post on the gravity of somnus interruptus take a gander at what extremes some of us are coerced to contemplate:

Pillowcase art from Laura's Sewing Studio

...DeAnn Miller-Boschert...45, stabbed her husband with a pen and hit him over the head with a 3-pound dumbbell to get him to stop snoring Thursday...

Police Sgt. Jeff Skuza said the woman first poured water on her husband, but that did not wake him up.

"She then stabbed him with a pen in the arm twice," he said. "After he went back to sleep after the pen thing, she woke him up again with a workout weight."
*sigh* Poor woman.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!