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Berlin - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, "freed" a man from a car boot only to discover the "victim" was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said on Thursday.
...they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.
"It turned out they were a couple from the sadomasochism scene. The 'mistress' was driving, with the slave in the boot," said a police spokesperson.
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