Friday, June 17, 2005

Lost and (hopefully) Found

Inspired by Mr. Mystic's comments yesterday on that misguided Torontonian, the closet and the rope; I present an equally misguided Isreali. You'd think he'd have noticed...

"Man missing penis strolls Jerusalem"
It remains unclear whether the man cut off his own penis or whether another party inflicted the injury.

"He was completely indifferent (to his situation), fully consciousness and in stable condition," Magen David Adom paramedic Matan Morad told Ynet.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!