Wednesday, June 29, 2005

It was bound to happen...

Or, ROFLMAO!

A little cosmetic deception er, enhancement never hurt anyone. I'm currently on The Lie VII. The Lie VII is a marvel of industrial design; which with careful execution allows me to pull off my Pam Grier's baby sister look. So if the boys want a little lift, what of it?
Men's briefs are borrowing an old trick from the Wonderbra: companies are engineering their latest styles to provide more of a lift. Why? Guys who wear tighter pants are demanding undies with snugger cuts. Plus, these supportive pouches build confidence—or at least that's how the lines are marketed.
It certainly beats the pants off (heh, heh) the rolled up sock trick. This brings to mind, Bob (name changed to protect the pathetic) who fell victim to a malicious migrating sock mid-seduction. Very distracting, that.

posted by dorna! @ 8:57 am

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!