Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Career advice by Oliver Stapleton

On being totally useless at everything but wanting to work in movies:
This is not necessarily a problem as plenty of people working in the industry are totally useless. Some of them are Executives working in the Studios. If you don't know what this means, go to the part on Studio Executives, although it may not be very helpful, as I've never quite worked out what they do. Some people who work on the floor, i.e. actually making the film, are totally useless but they usually don't last very long, unless they are either very enthusiastic or very entertaining or very pretty or all three.
(Pretty much as I'd surmised.)

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