Friday, May 27, 2005

Things to do before I die... (Running List)

Post-it notes currently over my desk.
  • Convince the men in my life of the importance of reading instruction manuals.

  • Fling my body from a great height with the aid of a chute or glider.

  • Learn to surf. (Note to self: Be sure to learn to swim first.)

  • Have tea with Salman Rushdie, Aung San Suu Kyi and David Bowie; preferably at the same time. (Note to self: Remember to bring video camera.)

  • Synchronize perfect hair day, perfect skin day and perfect bikini day. (Note to self: Remember to bring video camera and arrange to be accidentally noticed by all the exes.)

  • Accomplish something extraordinary solely for the greater good.

  • Finalize dorna! proof evil genius plan.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!